A great disturbance in the Force - Disney's buying LucasFilms

Pop Junk.

You can almost feel the countless Star Wars fans crying out in terror. Also, they plan on doing a Star Wars Episode VII, which I doubt will be based on any of the novels and will only serve to destroy the post-movie canon. This is why we can't have nice things!

God, this is worse than that one time I watched the Star Wars porn parody and saw Vader banging his own daughter.